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Now, I started something...
Earlier today I thought it would be fun to pick on a few friends of mine who constantly pick on me for my views of being single. Why not, I thought, give these guys a reason I'm single? Like... say I'm in a monogamous relationship with my Jeep.
Well, that went actually way overboard by the time I started it on the net side of things. YOU PEOPLE! So, here's a little compilation of ALL the reasons Jeeps are better than lovers (and credits for the people that wrote them if it wasn't me)
1. Jeeps are better than lovers because yot can get them to run just how u like it w/no complaints (@jalove)
2. Jeeps look good with their tops down (old Wranglers) (@bryan_viper)
3. Jeeps are better than lovers because you can ride them all night long (@fancyfembot)
4. You don't have to deal with priests to register your jeep (@jbetsill12)
5. Jeeps don't send snarky emails or leave bad messages on your facebook
6. A Jeep don't mind you that you looked at another Jeep. It knows how you're getting home.
7. A Jeep don't mind if you fall asleep inside of them.
8. A Lover complains, but a Jeep remains!
9. Jeeps love getting dirty!
10. Jeeps don't need a special day to celebrate being with you, you're special everyday to Jeep.
11. Jeeps love being on all fours. ALL. THE. TIME.
12. Jeeps like long drives in the country too.
13. Jeeps don't have moods.
14. A Jeep will take you places a lover would complain about going to.
15. A Jeep keeps secrets. It loves you enough not to blog about you
16. A Jeep protects you in that big scary world out there, even if it cost their life.
17. Jeeps love rainy days as much as sunny ones.
18. A Jeep develops character as it gets older, not a beer gut.
19. A Jeep actually LIKES your friends.
20. Jeeps go to Heaven, Fords... go to Hell (@loveablestoner) (a blatant Cake reference in that one!)
Ok, Jeep love is over. Do you have a car or truck you absolutely LOVE? Is it better than a lover? Share your car love in the comments!
Earlier today I thought it would be fun to pick on a few friends of mine who constantly pick on me for my views of being single. Why not, I thought, give these guys a reason I'm single? Like... say I'm in a monogamous relationship with my Jeep.
Well, that went actually way overboard by the time I started it on the net side of things. YOU PEOPLE! So, here's a little compilation of ALL the reasons Jeeps are better than lovers (and credits for the people that wrote them if it wasn't me)
1. Jeeps are better than lovers because yot can get them to run just how u like it w/no complaints (@jalove)
2. Jeeps look good with their tops down (old Wranglers) (@bryan_viper)
3. Jeeps are better than lovers because you can ride them all night long (@fancyfembot)
4. You don't have to deal with priests to register your jeep (@jbetsill12)
5. Jeeps don't send snarky emails or leave bad messages on your facebook
6. A Jeep don't mind you that you looked at another Jeep. It knows how you're getting home.
7. A Jeep don't mind if you fall asleep inside of them.
8. A Lover complains, but a Jeep remains!
9. Jeeps love getting dirty!
10. Jeeps don't need a special day to celebrate being with you, you're special everyday to Jeep.
11. Jeeps love being on all fours. ALL. THE. TIME.
12. Jeeps like long drives in the country too.
13. Jeeps don't have moods.
14. A Jeep will take you places a lover would complain about going to.
15. A Jeep keeps secrets. It loves you enough not to blog about you
16. A Jeep protects you in that big scary world out there, even if it cost their life.
17. Jeeps love rainy days as much as sunny ones.
18. A Jeep develops character as it gets older, not a beer gut.
19. A Jeep actually LIKES your friends.
20. Jeeps go to Heaven, Fords... go to Hell (@loveablestoner) (a blatant Cake reference in that one!)
Ok, Jeep love is over. Do you have a car or truck you absolutely LOVE? Is it better than a lover? Share your car love in the comments!
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