Shaggy Jenkins's Page

First off, the official listing I got in my email this morning:

Wayne Fetherbay, 65, of Linville Street in Morganton, went home to be with his Heavenly Father on Wednesday, Oct. 28, 2009, at Wake Forest University Baptist Medical Center in Winston-Salem following an extended illness. He was born Jan. 28, 1944, in Burke County, and was a son of the late George Frank Fetherbay and Gladys Marie Smith Fetherbay. Wayne was the former owner and operator of the Auto Clinic. Following his retirement, h… Continue

I used to think that getting crushed by thousands of pounds of steel would be one of the worst hazards of my working life, but of course that's before I learned the often funny side of being an entertainer.

OK, you ever go to the bathroom and got nervous? Admit it, you have! Especially when you're in a crowded place, the feeling of being in the company of others while doing something you normally only do alone is a little uncomfortable. Now, ramp it up to the level of some nights guys like star… Continue

Its been more than a week since I've written anything longer than 140 characters, and I blame my insomnia.

Since I was a kid really, my parents have always struggled getting me to stay asleep at night. At first, we thought it was just a phase, because even I wondered why I could suddenly stay up all night and not be sleepy anymore.

A quick trip to the doctor, and we all had our answer: I was an insomniac. Medically, I am the equivalent of a 5 year old on pixie sticks. I can go hours without sl… Continue

Now, I started something...

Earlier today I thought it would be fun to pick on a few friends of mine who constantly pick on me for my views of being single. Why not, I thought, give these guys a reason I'm single? Like... say I'm in a monogamous relationship with my Jeep.

Well, that went actually way overboard by the time I started it on the net side of things. YOU PEOPLE! So, here's a little compilation of ALL the reasons Jeeps are better than lovers (and credits for the people that wrote the… Continue

Here's a fun idea: Let's post up all the DJs twitter accounts in one place to prove a point.

First off, the tweets and blurbs. These have not been edited in any way or changed from their original wording or text. I also, in order to at least preserve a little bit of dignity, won't be telling you who said what.

Here we go, from just the last couple of DAYS:

"Fricken stupid people can't handle their damn alcohol!!!!! Thanks assholes!!!"

"Thank u all who came out to Fiesta Fridays @ Fernandos a… Continue